Beam Me Up, Raleigh!

There are many people out there who want you to think that bicycles are the way of the future- no oil, no pollution, gives you a great ass, provides street cred, may get you photographed by one of dozens of bloggers out there who have nothing better to do.....

They are lying to you. The true future of car free transportation is teleporting! For once, I am on the cutting edge!